John Weissenberger: Blissfully caffeinated in Middle America
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John Weissenberger: Blissfully caffeinated in Middle America
As we blow south this summer, like so much Ontario woodsmoke, primo jitter juice will be awaiting in the caffeination nation
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By John Weissenberger, National Post
Published Jul 26, 2026
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Take a trip across Middle America "and you’ll cross rivers of the black elixir that sharpens the wit and soothes the soul," writes self-confes…
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