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Aug 15, 2026
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OPINION | NEWS TO ME
All of this could be yours!
A weekly cartoon column
BY GABRIELLE DROLET
SPECIAL TO THE GLOBE AND MAIL
PUBLISHED AUGUST 15, 2026
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