Today’s horoscope
Original article ↗B.I.A.S. ANALYSIS
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Signal breakdown
Heuristic (v1/v3)
-0.50 · CENTER
ML v2 (DistilBERT)
0.000 · CENTER
Ensemble
-0.250 · CENTER LEFT
🏦 Source Intelligence
Rolling outlet bias
CENTER
avg -0.025
1,699 articles tracked
7-day bias trend
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Article Excerpt
MOON ALERT: Avoid shopping (except food and gas) and important decisions after 9:30 p.m. The new moon occurs in Gemini at 9:54 p.m. ARIES (March 21-April 19) The new moon […]
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How we scored this article
WTF uses a two-tier system: every article gets a heuristic bias score from keyword analysis, and priority articles (high overlap across 3+ outlets or strong heuristic signal) get full LLM analysis from B.I.A.S. and V.E.R.I.F.Y.
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Jun 14, 2026